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    [–] RCKLSSBNDN 95 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I remember I had a date with a girl back in the'10s. We hit it off and got back to her place. Wanted to show her a funny Internet video.

    She brought out an ancient laptop that refused to boot and said her Ex had tried to fix it with Linux.

    I got it pointed at the right dependencies, she fellated me as it updated.

    I think this is my only sexy story that includes Linux.

    Well, I guess there was this one time I loaned a lonely neighbor DOS 6 disks.

    But, that does not include Linux.

    [–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My suspicion is it's not just your sexy Linux story but the only sexy Linux story.

    [–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

    I mean we all know that recompiling the kernel is practically a replacement for sex

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Never been to PenguiCon, I guess.

    [–] ABCDE 3 points 1 year ago

    Is that the furry Linux con?

    [–] Cannacheques 6 points 1 year ago

    This is the best blowjob story I've read yet lol