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If the answer they expected isn’t “no” then they’re probably a psychopath, just like their brother.
I mean this is also how my best friend and I talk.
I find a cool car on marketplace and instead of texting "Hey, check this out" I say "You should buy this for me or Ill tell them where we buried the hookers."