this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2024
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I saw this on a (scammy) dating app and thought it was hilarious.

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[–] lath 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How about 'exploring'? En passant? Just browsing? Window-shopper? Touchy-feely? Uncommitted? Liberace? Nebulous? Plasma? Spork? Nothing more comes to mind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

According to my research, 'dick' can mean both a penis and sex in general. Sex in general is mostly a Southern US term and has fallen out of use over the years, but it is still cromulent.

Since the person wants their sexuality to remain hidden, the only logical term is 'private dick.'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lol a private dick can also mean a private investigator