this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] BreadOven 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Then take a nap. Then fire our shit! (May be slightly off, haven't seen it in a long time).

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In my head it's: then fire ze missiles!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

“Shit, guys, we got ze missiles, zey are coming, fire our shit!”

“But I am le tired”

“Well, go and have a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!”

[–] BreadOven 2 points 8 months ago

That sounds more accurate.