Programmer Humor

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Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

• Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
• No NSFW content.
• Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.

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if (a < b) {
    return true;
} else if (b < a) {
    return false;
} else {
    return "A == B, bro"
}