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Amazon Tells Warehouse Workers to Close Their Eyes and Think Happy Thoughts (www.404media.co)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Worker, place your hands on the pads and think happy thoughts. You have 10 seconds to comply. Failure to comply will result in complementary reconditioning. Happy birthday!

[โ€“] STOMPYI 7 points 8 months ago

Drink a compliance can of soda to proceed...