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Solutions? Where we're going, we don't need solutions. (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by renzev to c/[email protected]

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Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven't written a single line of code in half of these languages

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Real fast inverse square root algorithm hours

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That one is not that complicated if you don't think about the math. It's basically just if we interpret the float as int and add a magic number we have a good estimation.

From what I remember at least, it's been a little while since I implemented it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I was more thinking of the comments which are pretty much exactly what you said ("incomprehensible bit hacks" followed by "what the FUCK?")