this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2024
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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas
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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.
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You're thinking too small. Piss jugs aren't for real gamers, as it still requires them to look away from the monitor.
Strap on catheters is the way to go. Install some fiber optic rgb lighting down the length of the tube, add some flow sensors and wifi, then you'll be printing money.
V2 can detect the level of mountain dew and automatically Uber order more when it drops below 50%.
I have more ideas available upon signing a 25% profit sharing agreement.
We could have a stats page with gallons peed, accuracy, and time spent peeing.
A little bit of home assistant and you can have your mom's bedroom lights flash when the bag needs emptying.
Just feed the piss tube into the Mountain Dew bottle.
Fully sustainable loop.
You are thinking too small!
What about the semen???
Easy, smart socks. We partner with smart wool to make wifi enabled socks. With embedded dirt and/or protein sensors, they'll notify you when you need to do laundry.
endurance racing catheters. they're basically condoms with a tube.
you're welcome.
Yeah we use similar in dry suits when scuba diving, that's basically what I had in mind.
Eh you’re in the ocean already just piss like a fish.
In a wet suit sure, peeing in a dry suit is... less than ideal