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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

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Gamer RGB piss jugs (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

What are gamers known for? Racism and urinating in bottles.

We take advantage of the untapped market of the latter and add RGB to milk jugs and charge 40x the price.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (3 children)

You're thinking too small. Piss jugs aren't for real gamers, as it still requires them to look away from the monitor.

Strap on catheters is the way to go. Install some fiber optic rgb lighting down the length of the tube, add some flow sensors and wifi, then you'll be printing money.

V2 can detect the level of mountain dew and automatically Uber order more when it drops below 50%.

I have more ideas available upon signing a 25% profit sharing agreement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Strap on catheters is the way to go. Install some fiber optic rgb lighting down the length of the tube, add some flow sensors and wifi, then you'll be printing money.

We could have a stats page with gallons peed, accuracy, and time spent peeing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A little bit of home assistant and you can have your mom's bedroom lights flash when the bag needs emptying.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart -3 points 8 months ago

Just feed the piss tube into the Mountain Dew bottle.

Fully sustainable loop.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You are thinking too small!

What about the semen???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Easy, smart socks. We partner with smart wool to make wifi enabled socks. With embedded dirt and/or protein sensors, they'll notify you when you need to do laundry.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

endurance racing catheters. they're basically condoms with a tube.

you're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah we use similar in dry suits when scuba diving, that's basically what I had in mind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Eh you’re in the ocean already just piss like a fish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

In a wet suit sure, peeing in a dry suit is... less than ideal