Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Gamer RGB piss jugs (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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What are gamers known for? Racism and urinating in bottles.

We take advantage of the untapped market of the latter and add RGB to milk jugs and charge 40x the price.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Put one of those restaurant buzzers on it to remind gamers to go every X minutes, connect it to their drinking bottle wirelessly via Bluetooth, then sell it as a solution to kidney stones while gaming.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Replace the water bottle with some syrupy piss like mountain dew, sell it to them for 30 years and then charge them for treating their failing organs. $$$