Gunners

Once, a recruitment consultant was trying to schmooze me, as I was a sort of hiring manager. They invited me to the company box at White Hart Lane…"It's a bit of a laugh". I very politely told him that I would rather drink a yard of my own diarrhea.

Having said that, I once went with a friend who worked for a company that had 4 seats at Stamford Bridge for client schmoozing. He took one client plus me and another mutual friend. The knuckle draggers whipped Reading (I think) about 4-0.