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Your peeler is vulnerable to around a half thousand critical-level vulnerabilities (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You say this, but I once was trying to cook a meal in my grandmother's house and discovered that her peeler was incompatible with my body: it was left handed and I am not.

[–] AnarchistArtificer 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For some reason, I find the phrasing "her peeler was incompatible with my body" delightful. I think it might be because the way we usually talk about this is in terms of "correct" bodies and "broken" bodies, when it is actually just a compatibility issue