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The code was very janky, but it worked (i.imgflip.com)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Asidonhopo 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Make it faster and jankier with precalculated lookup tables!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Make it even jankier with uncalculated variables.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Screw calculating values for variables, just initialize it pointing to a random memory address and get a value for free! (Assuming your program doesn't segfault).