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K-pop star apologises to angry fans for having a boyfriend (news.sky.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Homer : [after hearing "Baby On Board" could be a hit] Wait'll I tell Marge.

Nigel : Oh, yes. Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer we kept your marriage a secret. You see, a lot of women are going to want to have sex with you, and, uh, we want them to think they can.

Homer : Well, if I explain it to Marge that way, I'm sure she'll understand.

[at the house, Marge cries into her pillow]

Homer : [trying to comfort her] Come on, honey. It'll only be 'til we finish our tour of Sweden.