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[–] Amazinghorse 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

100% I'm masturbating and checking myself out in the mirror while doing so.

Then I'd buy myself all the things I wanted (assuming I wake up in her life and not just her body in my life).

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: this is theft. Counter-counterpoint: still okay because she's a billionaire. But like, imagine waking up as someone normal, and you go and spend all their money. That'd be fucked up.

[–] Amazinghorse 1 points 8 months ago

Those are all valid points. Calling it theft would be a good ethics debate though... Oh she would be getting a bad deal if she woke up in my body, in my life.