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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One of my favorites:

"It's hotter out here than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire"

[–] littlebluespark 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"fawx" and "fahr", for the unfamiliar

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That made all the difference hearing it in mah mahnd.

[–] littlebluespark 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Sheeeyit, i's hahtt'r awht hee-uh thunna freshfukkt fawx inna fohr'st fahr."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm a native speaker. You're pretty close! It's:

"Hotterna fresh fucked fawx inna forst fahr"

[–] littlebluespark 2 points 11 months ago

I knew I used too many 'o them fancy, uh, whatsits. Ya know, um, yeh: lettrs.