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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 9 months ago (1 children)

One I learned in the fleet was “…more fucked than a ten cent whore on a day raining dimes.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

One from my childhood in the south, would occasionally hear the adults say "my ___ hurts worse than a whore's knees on nickel blowjob day"