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Ohh shit.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by devilish666 to c/[email protected]

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[–] isthingoneventhis 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Alternatively you have undiagnosed adhd and it helps you function like a real human :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One of the reasons I was able to argue my ADHD was impacting my life negatively was the fact I was drinking enough coffee to hurt my health just to feel human and I still had executive dysfunction, so stimulants would be more effective and overall work as harm reduction. Now I'm not even on stimulants (technically), I'm finding bupropion works best for me. I still have a small cup of coffee in the morning, as it keeps me regular.

[–] isthingoneventhis 1 points 8 months ago

I think, if left to my own devices, I will have about 2-6 cups of instant coffee in a day depending on my mood. Though I don't think there's much caffeine in it? I never thought about howwww much caffeine was going in, but maybe that's because it doesn't do much for me besides helping focus (poorly at that).