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[–] beebarfbadger 273 points 9 months ago (11 children)

Yeah, nope, checks out. If eating pussy estrogenises the male body,... nope, we can't have that. The logical solution is to instead suck as much dick as possible to testosteronise the body as much as possible in order to strengthen your hetero biochemistry.

[–] xantoxis 96 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes oral ingestion isn't enough. Testosterone in semen, delivered rectally, can be rapidly absorbed into the colon for fast-acting effects.

[–] ProvableGecko 35 points 9 months ago

BRB need to man up, calling up the fellas to give me a test butt-injection stat

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