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Microblog Memes

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submitted 10 months ago by nifty to c/microblogmemes
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[–] BloodSlut 69 points 10 months ago (2 children)

father 0.0001 seconds after hearing his child is okay: "i could make a dad joke out of this"

[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago

Let's be real, he thought that as soon as he heard his son was in a car crash. He just waited til he knew he was okay before telling the joke to anyone.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

It‘s obligatory.