Asklemmy

The first time I met the dad of the woman I would eventually marry was when I flew out to have Christmas with them. He was a big-shot lawyer, and I was a little scared of the guy. Not gonna lie.

I thought I gotta bring him a gift. But what? I had very little money, having just graduated. What could I get lawyer dad that wouldn't seem tacky? I went to a book shop and got around to the true crime section. He's a lawyer right? Maybe he likes true crime? So I read a few back covers and found one that looked sort of interesting. It was about a murder on a college campus, but looked like the investigation had lots of twists and turns with a big trial at the end? Would he like it?

Anyway, I meet him and give him the book and he sort of tosses it aside and grills me, as expected. I kind of shrank in the chair, but my to-be-wife and her siblings said I did okay.

Now fast-forward several weeks. I'm back home and get an email from her dad. Oh boy! What did I do? But he's like, "I just finished the book. It was set at the college where I got my law degree. I even knew one of the profs who's a character in it! How did you know?!?" I didn't. "It was so nostalgic. The author mentioned landmarks, some of which aren't even around anymore. But I remember. That was the best book I've read in years! I couldn't put it down!"

We were all good after that.