If I used windows, I would totally do this....
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I'd probably try to keep a lottery win quiet. I don't want relatives I don't like crawling out of the woodwork clamoring for my money.
I mean, I wouldn't give them any regardless, but I just don't want that hassle.
If I won the lottery, someone would notice something seriously wrong when they see someone who was previously poor buying brand new motorcycles, a sports car, a house, and donating a crazy amount of money to open source.
For me, I'd be paying off the mortgage and buying new IT gear for my home, and setting myself up with passive income so I don't need a job anymore.
If it was enough of a win, I may buy a new property and rebuild my house on it.... Making a few small additions and renovations along the way. Stuff we already want to do, but don't have the money for... The only big benefit would be that the house would be built on quite a bit more land than my current home. The lack of land was one of the things I wanted that I had to give up because of the other requirements we had, so being able to get what we have (which we need) and a bit more land would be perfect. Sell this old house and move into the new one.
Beyond that, any money I have left over would probably be spent to pay off friends debts and mortgages.... One friend is still renting. He's in a great place and his current rent is well below the average for his area, but the land owner is an older lady, and I would want to ensure he has the same security for a place to live as I have. I'd probably try to buy the place from the lady at market cost, and she can stay renting there as long as she likes, at very low rent, just as she has afforded to my friend for all this time.
When she decides to depart, instead of renting the place again, I'd renovate it, and gift the whole house to my friend. He would go from occupying a small basement apartment to owning the whole house. From there he can either take over the whole home, or rent out the upstairs and keep things as they are. It's up to him.
I have a few other ideas but I haven't even played the lottery in a long while.
Only if you continued to live in the same place.
I would lay down a good false trail. For the 6 months it'd take me to quietly setup trusts and discreetly get the money. I'd be telling everyone and convincing them I'd gone full on prepper and was moving to Montana and prepper compound there. My "new" car would be from the 70's so it'd work after the EMP blasts. Stuff like that.
One day I'm gone and they'd be like that crazy guy did it....
"and you said your name was uncle... Bruce was it? who was your dad again?"
Depending on the state it could be hard, California makes it all public.
That's the fun thing. I don't live in a state. :)