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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon wants parenting advice (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wasn't very nice to plants as a kid. I would often pluck wood sorrel off the ground and eat it right there. I once burned a hole in a leaf using my glasses. I'm a meat eater today.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dunno why you're being downvoted, that's hella funny

[–] unreasonabro 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

tee hee! downvote

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I wish I could upvote and downvote you at the same time.