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Alabama Supreme Court Set to Decide Constitutionality of Pulling Out (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 11 months ago (10 children)

Let's check what the Bible has to say about this.

Genesis 38:9-10

But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother.

What he did was wicked in the LORD’s sight; so the LORD put him to death also.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (5 children)

taking notes

Do not.. cum.. on the ground..

[–] Bakachu 9 points 11 months ago

So its like the lava game then. But for your dick.

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