this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] JustUseMint 64 points 9 months ago (3 children)

This is fucking hilarious lmao

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago

If you have a reputation of being a joker and deliver your lines with a twinkle in your eye, this will kill. If you appear to be an average 4Chan user, haven’t said a word all semester, and run with deadpan delivery, this will look deranged.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's a funny concept for sure. OPs execution was probably shit though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Most amount of trouble? Jail.

Least amount of trouble? Also jail.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

the bit is funny, anon isn't funny, but anon fucking up is really fucking funny