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Anon socks it to Google (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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>work at small local restaurant as a waiter
>get fired because the manager is a bitch and was upset at me not selling bough desserts
>make a few fake google accounts posing as old people and over the course of a week i leave 3 star reviews saying shit like "what happened to the nice waiter?"
>convince a few friends to do the same
>review bomb the resturant and it goes from 4.5 stars to 3.5 in no time
>mfw at the end of the month i get called by the manager saying she wants me back
>over the next month i slowly change all the reviews from 3 stars to 5
>get a raise
>mfw

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

hate the game, not the player

[–] superduperenigma 45 points 7 months ago

I hate Google, the dungeon master.

[–] PunnyName 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If there were no players, the game wouldn't exist.

[–] shneancy 3 points 7 months ago

sadly our entire species loves games