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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is Lemmy.

No one’s seen a naked lady in person before, let alone touch them.

[–] Anticorp 11 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I just had the sex last night. Some of us are reasonably normal people. Reasonably...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago

Greatest fiction author of our generation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's so good to know normal, reasonable people exist on Lemmy, like CaccaDoodie here. Here is some wisdom from a random quote of theirs.

"Don’t fuck for free. When you do, you get nothin’. Not a damn dime for your time."

[–] Anticorp 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Lol, I did say "reasonably". You went pretty far back to find that. It's a Too Short lyric which was kind of relevant to the post I commented on.

Edit: for your listening pleasure haha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I love old hip hop and I've never heard this song before. I'm so glad I picked that to quote from you.

[–] Anticorp 2 points 11 months ago

I'm glad you enjoyed it. It was very popular, and very controversial when I was younger. It's a catchy tune. I was walking around humming the chorus for two days after linking it for you.

[–] Funkytom467 3 points 11 months ago

So can you give some advice on how you lured your woman into your basement?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me

https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

The neglected children of Lemmy.