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My son uses Arch... How do I know? He tells me... Constantly... (lemmy.sdf.org)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

What can I say? Everytime I get an update I get a little spike in dopamine. Arch is perfect for that

I also get a little spike in dopamine every time I don't hurt an animal. That's why I'm vegan too 😎 don't even get me started on the "b12-less buzz" 😏

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sadly, those updates have diminishing returns for me. "Oh, yet another kernel update. Time to reboot again."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"honey time for a kernel update and reboot"

"yes dear"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

vegan btw

[–] owatnext 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

b12-less buzz

I just take a B complex vitamin each morning.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but then you miss out on the buzz (/s, referring to one of the symptoms of b12 deficiency "paresthesia in hands and feet" https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/vitamin-b12-deficiency-symptoms#pins-and-needles)

[–] owatnext 2 points 9 months ago

Guess I'm missing out!

[–] MindSkipperBro12 0 points 9 months ago

You’re the worst of both worlds.