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I consider myself a purple fanatic. My bedroom walls are purple, my linens are purple, anything I can get as purple I do… but there’s limits. Even as I’m writing this in my purple pants and sweater, with my feet on my purple mat as I take a poop, my floor itself is not purple, the wood in my bathroom is not purple, my kitchen ain’t either. This is maddening as a purple fan.
But is the poop purple?
Sadly I don’t eat enough beets.