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We fired the art department and replaced them with an orb. It hovers about four feet off the ground and follows us around the office. Sometimes it feels like it's waiting for something. Sometimes it follows you home. Jim says it told him to dig into the dirt. It will save the company twelve dollars.
the orb floats around repeating, "time to lean, time to clean"
I haven't worked fast food for decades but this fucking triggered me.
You sound delicious
PUT ME IN YOUR MOUTH
Way ahead of you, buddy ;)
It's on the fast track for senior manager if it keeps this up!
If I could hover 4 feet off the ground + maintain an air of vague expectation, I think I could write my own meal ticket.
Then how is it saving money?
Because it’s salary is $12 less than the entire art department.
I was trying to joke that adding a manager wouldn't save money, but touchè.