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Anon cooks something they read on the internet (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It was as white as I am

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

To be honest, that doesn’t say much. Could be black rice, brown rice, yellow rice, pink rice…. from all I know.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Let me put it this way: one time, I got pulled over for having two license plates showing, and a headlight out. When the officer asked for my ID and proof of insurance, I didn't have either on me.

He let me go with a warning

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As white as driven snow

[–] acetanilide 2 points 10 months ago

Whiter, even

[–] AngryCommieKender 6 points 10 months ago

Good God, you may be whiter than I am. Casper the friendly ghost claims that he's got a better tan than I do.