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Two chicks at the same time.
Fuckin' A.
My cousin broke, don't do shit.
I get what kind of chicks would double-up on a dude with a million dollars, but I'm suddenly VERY curious about the kind of chicks that would do that for a dude with a 1-800 number.
The only chicks into me would be the ones into charitycases. So a 1800 would be perfect for that.
Entrepreneurial ones, I guess. They hear about a magic bottomless phone line and see an arbitrage opportunity.
Two chicks who call that number and independently report they'd be down for a completely anonymous FFM three-way - and follow through?
It could happen, life's a weird thing, but there's unicorns and then there's this. If everyone leaves without a disease and with all their kidneys they should probably go buy lottery tickets.