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Suddenly he woke from napping,
Walked across my chamber tapping,
Hopped upon my knees to purr,
Can I has cheeseburger?
To window sill, and down he jumped,
I watched in awe, his awesome stunt,
He looked me down, and suddenly spoke:
“I might be a pussy, but you’re a big cunt!”