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[–] Woht24 4 points 9 months ago

It's more than a running joke, it's hilarious when the yanks say it. They have shit loads of venomous spiders and snakes, plus fucking wolves, bears, cougars, alligators and crocodiles.

But you can just give em the old 'at least our schools aren't shooting ranges' too.