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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

For everyone to get a bit of Bezos we have introduced Bezos Biscuits (TM), now with 4 new flavors: heart, liver, kidney and the most requested testicles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Green Bezos Biscuits™ is not people!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes the green variant is vegan friendly, it's the red one that's certified made from Bezos, there's like half a gram Bezos in each packet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

(No, not like that - I'm saying Bezos isn't people.)

(Also the green is a reference to Soylent of the same color)