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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

God: Michael! How many angels do we have?

Michael: We have plenty Sir. Does this mean the Apocalypse has begun?

God: No. John Wick is coming because we took his dog.

Michael: Oh...