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Leaving the bidet on "feminine" mode is the female equivalent of leaving the toilet seat up.
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There is no valid reason for the toilet seat to ever be up when you enter the bathroom.
You close the lid before you flush, that's why it exists.
edit: added "valid"
But after flushing I still need to check if I need to use the toilet brush