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"Here is your weird order for a bagel-shaped serving of cream cheese! You're welcome!"
"Greetings and salutations, oh master baker! I have found the way to your workshop in the hopes to acquire one of your baked goods which the commoners call a bagel, to which I have come to the knowledge it can be filled with cream cheese, to obtain a composite treat of great satisfaction to those who hunger for the combined delight of cooked flour and curdled milk! In that manner, I will request thee to surrender one of such confectionaries in exchange of money!".
"I don't understand a word you just said."
"One bagel with cream cheese, please."