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[โ€“] Diprount_Tomato 97 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (11 children)

People who light up candles: ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

[โ€“] [email protected] 75 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Birthdays don't exist. That's a myth made up by Big Cake to get people to buy more cake.

[โ€“] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

..you guys don't use long stick lighters to light birthday candles, so as to not burn yourself when lighting 30 of those sumbitches?

[โ€“] helpImTrappedOnline 21 points 9 months ago

Nah, I just use my Spaceballs The Flame Thrower, the kids love that one.

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