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U.S. presidents cannot be prosecuted for selling pardons or assassinating political rivals through SEAL Team Six, personal Trump lawyer John Sauer argued Tuesday.

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[–] cultsuperstar 68 points 1 year ago (5 children)

So Biden could order SEAL Team 6 to assassinate Trump and Biden wouldn't be convicted?

[–] Oderus 21 points 1 year ago

Biden should order Seal Team 6 to perform a mock execution on Trump to prove a point. Drastic yes but Trump would actually do it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

If you believe Trump, yes.

So in reality, no, not in any sense.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I personally propose that Harris initiate the slayings. Just to spice it all up a little bit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I mean, I bet he could. Im glad he doesnt, but your presidential executive model of democracy seems to be more prone to presidential dictatorships than some of the other legislative models.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"Are you guys arguing that Biden could legally assassinate Trump's lawyers, and not be prosecuted?"