Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Cold dogs: Icecream in an edible sleave on a bun (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Marketing campaign involves targetting usaians insecure about a lack of nationalism in their desert choices. Claim icecream sandwiches are effete and European while hot dogs symbolise freedom and the rags to riches stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

seems neat. how about good toppings like red chocolate sauce for ketchup. etc

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

yeah strawberry and passionfruit or whatever. Go hard with red 5 and yellow 4 and all that. Like gummy pizzas but icecream.