this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024
239 points (88.4% liked)

Memes

45876 readers
2069 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson 34 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I bought bidets for the house during the COVID toilet paper lunacy and it's likely the best personal hygiene investment I've ever made. I still get upset when I have to poop somewhere that doesn't have a bidet.

[–] devopspalmer 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I installed mine during COVID lockdowns - wife got one as a gift for baby shower and we never used it but 2 years later I broke it out during the dark times for toilet paper and it saved our ass, literally. Definitely the best improvement ever, yet some people do feel weird about them, like middle schooler homophobia or some shit

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Obviously, everyone has their reason for things, but I do find it rather amusing that some can draw that kind of line in logic. Shower? Wet wipes? Totally cool. Bidet? Whoa, that might say the wrong thing about me!

Like, cleaning physically sensitive bits with water, isn't sex. Nor does it regard a connotation to any specific proclivities toward sexual preferences. It only means that you don't have to walk around with smeared shitalcles and clingy bits of tp stuck way down in the valley.

[–] cosmicrookie 1 points 11 months ago

Woah. Wait a minute. Who's making this sexual? Didn't even consider that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Japan was right all along

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago