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I had the urge while out the other day and had to wipe, like a peasant. Bidets should be a right in the kingdom.
Get a little portable bidet. They're not ideal, but it sure beats the awful toilet paper in public bathrooms.
Wait, those exist? I might have to look into it, because I can't install a normal bidet in my apartment (horrible Soviet era piping all over the place)
Are you saying the water supply to the tank is non standard? That's the only piece you need to interact with. I've yet to see a non standard one
Maybe one of those old timey ones where the tank is up by the ceiling and you flush it by pulling a chain.
They're basically a squishy water bottle... Not ideal but might be worth a try?
After the birth of my first child I ended up with a hemorrhoid. Truth be told, I was scared shitless to touch anything down there for a couple days after the trauma. They had given me a squishy bottle to rinse myself while everything recovered. Warm water from the tap was heavenly lol.
CuloClean Portable Bidet for... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07L448T4K?ref=FuckOff
What is that ref at the end of the link?
LMAO - I haven't seen anyone do that before. Everything after the ? is for site tracking info, so you can remove it. There was a post about it sometime in the last couple weeks that gave examples and where to chop it off to not offer more tracking info.
I believe there is/was an extension that automatically changed the tracking parameters to that. Maybe it's that.
I have an extension for FF that will do it automatically; in this instance I did it manually.
Gonna need the name, dawg.
Tried finding it but I was unable to, maybe ask comment OP?
Just run a hose and connect one of these.
My $35 bidet is awesome and just diverts water from the tank. It took less than 10 minutes to install: remove seat, place bidet, replace seat, unscrew tank water supply, screw in water splitting hose. You don’t even need to turn off the water, that’s how easy it is. It’s great for renters, too, because you’re not actually making any modifications, and it’s easy to remove with no trace.
Mine’s a Luxe, but there are several like it in the same price range.