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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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"Baby baby, I brought you your toast again."

Def annoyed her.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

I look her in the eyes romantically, with a touch of mischief, and state "you're a very useful girlfriend".

I only do it a couple times a year at most.

The look of disdain is priceless.

She knows I love the hell out of her, and the anti climax is brilliant.

"What am I?! Your bloody house cleaner?!"

Then we laugh. Cuddle. She feigns a cold shoulder.

Too much fun.