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Anon thinks about human history (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] AngryCommieKender 4 points 11 months ago

Speaking of Bananas, the artificial Banana flavoring that tastes nothing like the bananas you get in the store actually tastes like Gros Michel bananas, which are functionally extinct. You can order a bunch from some special greenhouses, but they're something like $20 a pound.