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You don't truly appreciate a good pair a boots till you park a 2 ton pallet jack on your toes and laugh it off.
I dropped a semi truck lift gate on my toes one time, and didn’t even notice until I went to walk away and realized I was pinned down. Red Wing doesn’t fuck around with their safety toe boots.
Best part of my time in a warehouse was that I could keep the safety boots after I quit
They let me keep the condoms when I quit the whorehouse too.
Well now we know why the cumfarts are maggoty, huh
I’m not an animal.
I rinse them before I reuse them.
That makes me even more worried as to where the maggots are coming from
Usually fly eggs.
You know what, I take it back, I don't want to know
You sound like my proctologist.
I certainly have enough interest in peoples behinds to be seen as one
Oh you are a hobbyist proctologist?
Finding a prostate to tickle is always fun, what can I say
Unless you find it in the dumpster behind Wendy’s, because it gets a little dark then.
I'd have thought that using the word proctologist had already excluded anything outside of consentual rectal exams between living adults
That doesn’t sound like my proctologist.
So that's where the maggots are coming from
I thought you didn’t want to know.
I'm conflicted.
On one hand, you piqued my interest now, but on the other hand, I want to sleep peacefully tonight.
Safety boots with steelcap? That's another category though. Don't want to use them for a walk.
That hasn't stopped me. Just think of it as training weights.
I always walk my dog after I finish work in my steel capped work boots. The times that I actually do walk in my sneakers is so weird, like I’m not used to not having weights on my feet while I walk.