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[–] verity_kindle 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He will not fail to respond in our hour of need. It's your historical moment, @thekingoflorda@[email protected]!!!

[–] Thekingoflorda 46 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Give me a sec, I’m riding a dolphin to Florida to complete this quest!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're not in Florida? Are you ruling King Richard-style?

[–] Thekingoflorda 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The king part is more aspirational, that's why I need the sword.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom!

[–] verity_kindle 1 points 11 months ago

My liege! That is a rusty surplus store machete! Can you make do?

[–] somethingsnappy 2 points 11 months ago

I am here for this epic quest, future king!