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Report: Here’s Sam Bankman-Fried’s Stupid Little Face Again (www.theonion.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Ok, he does have a stupid face (just sayin' he looks more like a ventroliquist dummy than a person). I feel kinda bad since that kinda makes him the perfect poster boy for cryptocurrency.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's probably half the reason he tricked investors in the first place. You don't look at a face like that and go: "This guy knows nothing about crypto."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

That's true, he has a kind of baby innocent looking face that says, "I'd never be able to pull the wool over your eyes!"

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