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Anon swims (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] doublejay1999 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

30lbs in 2 weeks using this one neat trick.

Ok anon.

[–] EtherWhack 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well, they never mentioned they ate anything in those two weeks, just bobbed around in the pool

[–] doublejay1999 3 points 11 months ago

Anons mom refuse to bring Cheetos to the pool.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That would be a 7500 calorie deficit every day. Not possible.

Even if we assume half of that is water weight, still hardly possible