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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's hard trying to pay attention to your boyfriend's voice acting when you're under water, high, and a shark

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

you’re under water, high, and a shark

"Maaaan, sometime I feel like, maybe fish can be both friends and food, you know". [Followed by eating all the fish.]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Look man, if the fish weren't meant to be eaten they wouldn't be so tasty. You ever think about that? Sure bill was a great friend but I'm not gonna pass up a tuna steak you feel me?