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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] RIP_Cheems 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have see all if these except a praying mantis. What happens then? Enlightenment?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nonono you have to gather them, then you can begin the ritual.

[–] RIP_Cheems 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh OK. Where can I find a praying mantis?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude, it's fucking hard to find a praying mantis these days, all the ones I seem to find are atheist or non practicing, fuckin godless heathens.

[–] RIP_Cheems 1 points 1 year ago

We must purify the bloodline to complete the ritual.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In a mantis church obviously

[–] RIP_Cheems 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought they were atheists?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Only the ones who doesn't pray